I'm in love.*
You're chatting with a random stranger on Omegle.
Question to discuss: how can i sleep shirtless or even nude without my parents knowing? should i even sleep nude as a 16 year old male?
You: its ok
Stranger: haha
Stranger: they can just think you're in your underwear or something
You: i did that too when i was 16
Stranger: if your junk is under the covers they wont know
You: true, true.
Stranger: i love sleeping nude
Stranger: so liberating
You: i know, right!!!!
Stranger: you male?
You: actually i started sleeping nude even before i was 16
You: im a girl. *sheepish smile*
Stranger: :D
Stranger: well alright then we got a cool lady in the hosue
Stranger: house*
You: right on.
Stranger: for a girl though that's harder to hide
Stranger: you've got business up top and below
Stranger: or did your parents just not care?
You: i always lock the door anyway so im safe
You: :P
Stranger: nice :)
Stranger: so how old are you now?
You: 20 :/
Stranger: why the ":/"?
Stranger: i'm 21
You: getting older sucks.
Stranger: and i'm a male in case that wasn't already clear
You: responsibility :3
Stranger: don't think i mentioned it though
Stranger: true true
Stranger: but freedom is fun too
You: male, female...doesn't matter :)
You: I KNOW
Stranger: it can matter on here
You: yeah, ok
Stranger: usually is the difference between a convo and an immediate disconnect lol
You: true.
You: i tried this new feature they had
You: the one where you sign in on your facebook account or whatever
Stranger: ooh yeah
Stranger: sounded too creepy for me
You: and it turns out i really had a lot in common with the guy on the other side
Stranger: the anonymity is the best part of this site
You: and as soon as i got my webcam to work, he disconnected
Stranger: oh yeah?
You: ugh
Stranger: dang
You: whats up with that
Stranger: i don't know
Stranger: you're a girl
You: im NOT ugly in any way
You: maybe he was gay, i dunno :P
Stranger: he should have been jumping for joy that he got a girl on cam
Stranger: haha maybe
Stranger: oh yeah? what do you look like?
You: i tried chatroulette like a year ago and the first thing i saw was the monkey doll with the cymbals
Stranger: hahahaha :)
You: so obviously there was no sense in that
You: and then the next, i saw a dick.
Stranger: yup pretty much sums it up
You: it's still annoying
Stranger: but you can get banned on chatroulette for that now
You: everytime i remember it im just.....JKHGNRSDGNCHZSE;GVMSZE
You: hahaha
Stranger: omegle is free for all
Stranger: every time you remember you mash your keyboard with the caps lock on?
Stranger: that's a very specific response
Stranger: what if you're not near a keyboard when you do?
Stranger: that just presents a dilemma
Stranger: :P
Stranger: jk i'm just being goofy
You: i always have my imaginary ergonomic keyboard
You: lol any keyboard
You: i just wanted to say 'ergonomic'
You: lol
Stranger: haha so you remember it and then tap your fingers to the imaginary curved surface of the ergonomic keyboard?
Stranger: angrily?
Stranger: if you're just out and about that must look pretty funny to others :P
You: yeah, with an i-wish-i'd-never-gone-on-chatroulette face
Stranger: but then again i would hope you're not thinking often of the monkey in cymbals and a dick
You: i wish i'd just chatted with the guy with the monkey doll, seriously.
Stranger: lol
You: but im never going on chatroulette again
You: omegle is fun :)
Stranger: haha yeah
You: but then there was this one indian guy i chatted with
Stranger: no shortage of unsolicited dicks here either though
You: and we became friends on facebook
You: and then the next thing i know he's commenting on every single picture i had. seriously. so annoying
Stranger: haahahahaha
You: *unfriend!*
Stranger: yeah there's a lot of indians on here too
You: next time i really like chatting with someone, i won't add them on facebook
Stranger: good move
You: maybe we'll exchange emails first, or something
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: keep a throwaway email for that so they don't get your real one
You: yeah...i don't want them getting their hands on my real email either
You: you're a cool guy
Stranger: thanks :)
You: hey so is the guy who asked us the question...watching us or something?
Stranger: you seem like a cool girl too
Stranger: um idk how that works
Stranger: sometimes i think he can disconnect and we'd keep going
You: so did we give him an answer or what. :P
Stranger: which he's probably done by now
Stranger: cuz a lot of times if i'm asking the question i'll disconnect quickly if i get bored
Stranger: but i've never seen the asker disconnect when i'm one of the two strangers
You: oh. haven't tried asking yet
You: oh :)
Stranger: which leads me to believe he may have disconnected and we keep going
You: probably so. :)
You: so anyway...what about you? did you sleep shirtless when you were a teen too?
Stranger: haha i did
Stranger: often naked ;)
You: about my 'business up top and below'...
You: i kinda enjoyed it
You: hehe
Stranger: hahaha
You: you know how in movies the girl wakes up with only the blanket on her?
You: i do that all the time
Stranger: yeah that's hot :)
You: like ALL THE TIME
Stranger: well usually that's after she slept with someone
You: yeah.
You: gives me the illusion that i just got laid the night before.
sounds sad now that i think about it : P
Stranger: and in the movies the guys will have it just over their junk but their torso is exposed
Stranger: like they show as much as they can
Stranger: hahahahahaha :)
Stranger: not sad at all
Stranger: i think the same thing when i sleep naked :P
You: sometimes i think it's kinda gay the way you see so many men with ripped bodies in movies, tv, the net
Stranger: you'd rather they just covered up or that they not be so ripped?
You: i don't think it's realistic at all
You: no offense, but do you have a muscular bod?
Stranger: well you'd be ok with me then
You: most guys i know don't
Stranger: i'm not muscular really
Stranger: but not a total fatass either lol
Stranger: and i don't offend easily so don't worry :)
You: HAHA!
Stranger: especially not on the internet
You: sorry. that cracked me up
You: lol
Stranger: haha i'm glad if i can't rely on my body at least i can fall back on my sense of humor with the ladies :P
You: true
You: i mean, i'm the kind of girl who's doesn't judge by looks
You: well, they HELP,
You: but that's not really what we're looking for in a guy
You: most magazines also probably say that too
Stranger: well what are you looking for?
You: i'm the kind that thinks long-term
You: creeps out some guys, but i don't care
Stranger: i mean, i kinda know what most good women do look for
You: i imagine myself growing old with someone
Stranger: but i'm curious what you specifically think
You: anyone.
You: looks aren't gonna be forever
Stranger: well i may be breaking the stereotype of a guy here but...i totally think of that too
You: itd be nice to have someone to talk to
Stranger: yeah
You: if this were a romcom, we'd be making out by now, maybe LOL
You: it's funny how romcoms always play by the same formula
Stranger: haha i may be ok with that
Stranger: yeah pretty predictable
You: i'm imagining a cliche scene
You: where a guy dies, probably the girl's brother
You: and the guy comes to comfort her
You: next thing you know he's saying 'your eyes are beautiful' or stuff like that
You: and then they end up making out.
You: or in bed.
You: haha.
Stranger: that's depending on if its PG or PG13
Stranger: yeah you're totally right
You: yeah, speaking of pg13, is breaking dawn pg13?
You: i'm not a twihard ok
Stranger: like in the context of the conversation its totally random for him to say that but you as the audience of the movie completely expect it
You: just....curious
Stranger: i would not know
Stranger: i imagine so
Stranger: isn't that the one where they do it?
You: lots of young girls following that
You: I KNOW
Stranger: did you say "I KNOW" to my comment about the romcoms or to them doing it in twilight?
You: uh, both?
You: :)))
Stranger: hahaha ok
Stranger: so i know we're both not that into looks...
Stranger: but you made a point of saying you're "NOT ugly"
Stranger: so i'm kinda curious how you look
You: well, i owe it to myself to feel good about myself
You: not gonna let that little disconnect get me down
Stranger: and that's good!
You: :)
You: well, first thing
Stranger: its actually attractive to guys when women at least know how beautiful they are
You: i'm asian
Stranger: there's a very fine line between that and being stuck up
You: most guys disconnect after 'asian' LOL
Stranger: but its a turn off when they are all down on themselves
Stranger: well i'm still here :)
You: you know i used to be like that
You: i used to be all like 'oh poor me, i don't have a boyfriend on valentines day'
You: oh boo-hoo
Stranger: haha
You: ive realized that i can never be happy for real if i need a man to live
You: before i date, i have to be ok with myself
Stranger: that's very wise
You: cause what if a guy really makes me happy? if we break up i'd be left like twice as worse than when i didn't have a love life
You: so yeah.
You: love's not really a priority as of now
You: i havnt really had a serious relationship
You: haha
Stranger: me either
You: i can feel that i'm gonna be the type that gives everything if really like someone
Stranger: had some casual ones then?
You: i don't know...have i? hahaha.
Stranger: i think you just answered my question lol
You: lol
Stranger: so you're ok with sex in relationships for the sake of sex but if its really gonna mean something you wanna really know and love them, would that be accurate to say?
Stranger: cuz that's how i kinda feel
You: yeah
You: sex becomes meaningless if you do it all the time
You: you gotta build up the tension :P
Stranger: true
You: and those people who really waited for the right moment...
You: their marriages last
You: that's what i want
Stranger: me too :)
You: if i really wanted just sex then never mind having a boyfriend, lemme just get wasted at a party
Stranger: yeah - i guess i put "sex in relationships" in my question but really sex for sex's sake is better had outside of one
You: i can't really say...
You: it kinda feels good at first, but then if you're doing it like all the time it becomes a chore
Stranger: yeah i'm not saying do it all the time
You: thats not what i meant :P
Stranger: but there are those *occasional* times when it just feels good
You: i mean, it feels good, but then the time comes that it's really only just about the sex not a real relationship
Stranger: yup
Stranger: but fun to do sometimes and at least think about...hence the sleeping naked and pretending you just got laid when you wake up lol
Stranger: i do it too :P
You: yeah.
You: hey you know sometimes i think i have a male brain
You: not being sexist here, just...
You: but im not attracted to girls
You: like, i prefer movies like superbad and step brothers to romcoms
You: not really good with the mushy stuff
Stranger: haha love both of those!
Stranger: the cops in superbad are freakin awesome
You: hahahahaha i knowwww
You: mclovin
You: ♥
Stranger: MCLOVIN!!
Stranger: NICE!!!
Stranger: everyone, hope you were taking notes, cuz THAT'S how you take down a motherfucker!!
You: hahahaaaaaa!!
Stranger: hahaha when they break up the party
Stranger: I ASSUME YOU ALL HAVE GUNS AND CRACK!
You: and at the start of the movie i thought they were gonna be the bad guys lol
Stranger: PREPARE TO BE FUCKED BY THE LONG DICK OF THE LAW!
You: ^my favorite line right there :D
Stranger: i want to break up a party someday just so i can say that
Stranger: even if i'm not a cop
Stranger: :P
You: yeah, me too
You: :D
You: have you heard of simon pegg?
Stranger: yup
Stranger: played scotty on the new star trek!
Stranger: sorry i'm a total nerd btw
You: yeah i heard he played scotty
You: but i havent watched it yet.
You: loser alert. haha
Technical error: server disconnected.
*Didn't even know his name. : /
