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Nov 28

Love*

• You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
• Stranger: sup
• You: yo
• Stranger: looking for an asian chick from new york
• Stranger: sorry bro
• You: im an asian chick
• You: but not from new york lol
• Stranger: well XD eh, never mind
• You: im curious, why asian?
• Stranger: nonono
• Stranger: not like that
• You: someone you met?
• Stranger: i had a good talk with this girl
• Stranger: aaaaand she disappeared
• You: aha. found you :))
• Stranger: seriously? XD don't disconnect again
• You: what are the odds. :))
• You: i can't believe it :)
• Stranger: one in about 16 million XD
• Stranger: christ XD
• You: hey it wasn't me. broadband fucked up.
• Stranger: XD it's cool
• Stranger: i have to admit, i freaked a tad X3
• You: hahaha
• Stranger: soooooo XD
• You: why did you think i was from new york?
• You: do i talk lie a new yorker?
• You: *like
• You: lo
• Stranger: you said that's where you were living XD
• Stranger: and that's pretty much all i could use XD
• You: uh, did i?
• You: i dont remember saying anything about ny
• You: lemme retrace my steps :P
• Stranger: i could've sworn XD
• Stranger: you were gonna move to cali but your parents stayed in ny or something
• You: oh.
• You: this is embarrassing.
• You: you're not my guy.
• You: i'm not your asian chick. sorry.
• Stranger: ?
• Stranger: i'm 17
• Stranger: you not 16?
• You: im 20, my guy is 21
• You: we were talking about superbad
• Stranger: ah
• You: sorry about that
• Stranger: wwell, that's weird XD
• Stranger: no worries
• Stranger: hope you find yours :)
• You: hope you do too
• You: aww.
• You: i really thought....
• You: sigh.
• Stranger: same X#
• Stranger: X3
• Stranger: that's life
• You: guess you did too huh
• Stranger: yuuup
• You: ok, good luck to both of us.
• You: do you like her?
• You: i really like him
• Stranger: yea, i know it's stupid, but i do
• You: i also freaked out when the server disconnected
• You: i felt some sort of spark, i guess.
• Stranger: mine went offline with no warning
• You: i know right
• Stranger: wow
• Stranger: great grammar
• Stranger: *without warning
• Stranger: but yea, that's life
• You: why?
• You: grammar?
• Stranger: oops XD
• Stranger: my bad
• You: guess we're different, your girl and me
• You: :)
• Stranger: reread my own sentance wrong XD
• You: it's ok, i didn't take offense anyway
• Stranger: no, it wasn't your typing XD that was me being plain stupid
• Stranger: i swear
• You: drop it, its ok :))
• You: let's drink to you finding your asian chick, and to me finding my star trek guy.
• You: cheers.
• Stranger: okay, are you her? because i've got a sneaking suspicion you are and i'm just paranoid right now XD
• Stranger: never mind then XD
• You: i swear i'm not her :))
• You: don't freak out
• Stranger: cheers mate XD i like star trek but i'm not him either
• You: Farewell, young man.
• Stranger: well, i want to keep looking for her XD sooooo yea
• Stranger: bye :)
• You have disconnected.
• *I thought I'd found him : '(

I'm in love.*

• You're chatting with a random stranger on Omegle.
• Question to discuss: how can i sleep shirtless or even nude without my parents knowing? should i even sleep nude as a 16 year old male?
• You: its ok
• Stranger: haha
• Stranger: they can just think you're in your underwear or something
• You: i did that too when i was 16
• Stranger: if your junk is under the covers they wont know
• You: true, true.
• Stranger: i love sleeping nude
• Stranger: so liberating
• You: i know, right!!!!
• Stranger: you male?
• You: actually i started sleeping nude even before i was 16
• You: im a girl. *sheepish smile*
• Stranger: :D
• Stranger: well alright then we got a cool lady in the hosue
• Stranger: house*
• You: right on.
• Stranger: for a girl though that's harder to hide
• Stranger: you've got business up top and below
• Stranger: or did your parents just not care?
• You: i always lock the door anyway so im safe
• You: :P
• Stranger: nice :)
• Stranger: so how old are you now?
• You: 20 :/
• Stranger: why the ":/"?
• Stranger: i'm 21
• You: getting older sucks.
• Stranger: and i'm a male in case that wasn't already clear
• You: responsibility :3
• Stranger: don't think i mentioned it though
• Stranger: true true
• Stranger: but freedom is fun too
• You: male, female...doesn't matter :)
• You: I KNOW
• Stranger: it can matter on here
• You: yeah, ok
• Stranger: usually is the difference between a convo and an immediate disconnect lol
• You: true.
• You: i tried this new feature they had
• You: the one where you sign in on your facebook account or whatever
• Stranger: ooh yeah
• Stranger: sounded too creepy for me
• You: and it turns out i really had a lot in common with the guy on the other side
• Stranger: the anonymity is the best part of this site
• You: and as soon as i got my webcam to work, he disconnected
• Stranger: oh yeah?
• You: ugh
• Stranger: dang
• You: whats up with that
• Stranger: i don't know
• Stranger: you're a girl
• You: im NOT ugly in any way
• You: maybe he was gay, i dunno :P
• Stranger: he should have been jumping for joy that he got a girl on cam
• Stranger: haha maybe
• Stranger: oh yeah? what do you look like?
• You: i tried chatroulette like a year ago and the first thing i saw was the monkey doll with the cymbals
• Stranger: hahahaha :)
• You: so obviously there was no sense in that
• You: and then the next, i saw a dick.
• Stranger: yup pretty much sums it up
• You: it's still annoying
• Stranger: but you can get banned on chatroulette for that now
• You: everytime i remember it im just.....JKHGNRSDGNCHZSE;GVMSZE
• You: hahaha
• Stranger: omegle is free for all
• Stranger: every time you remember you mash your keyboard with the caps lock on?
• Stranger: that's a very specific response
• Stranger: what if you're not near a keyboard when you do?
• Stranger: that just presents a dilemma
• Stranger: :P
• Stranger: jk i'm just being goofy
• You: i always have my imaginary ergonomic keyboard
• You: lol any keyboard
• You: i just wanted to say 'ergonomic'
• You: lol
• Stranger: haha so you remember it and then tap your fingers to the imaginary curved surface of the ergonomic keyboard?
• Stranger: angrily?
• Stranger: if you're just out and about that must look pretty funny to others :P
• You: yeah, with an i-wish-i'd-never-gone-on-chatroulette face
• Stranger: but then again i would hope you're not thinking often of the monkey in cymbals and a dick
• You: i wish i'd just chatted with the guy with the monkey doll, seriously.
• Stranger: lol
• You: but im never going on chatroulette again
• You: omegle is fun :)
• Stranger: haha yeah
• You: but then there was this one indian guy i chatted with
• Stranger: no shortage of unsolicited dicks here either though
• You: and we became friends on facebook
• You: and then the next thing i know he's commenting on every single picture i had. seriously. so annoying
• Stranger: haahahahaha
• You: *unfriend!*
• Stranger: yeah there's a lot of indians on here too
• You: next time i really like chatting with someone, i won't add them on facebook
• Stranger: good move
• You: maybe we'll exchange emails first, or something
• Stranger: yeah
• Stranger: keep a throwaway email for that so they don't get your real one
• You: yeah...i don't want them getting their hands on my real email either
• You: you're a cool guy
• Stranger: thanks :)
• You: hey so is the guy who asked us the question...watching us or something?
• Stranger: you seem like a cool girl too
• Stranger: um idk how that works
• Stranger: sometimes i think he can disconnect and we'd keep going
• You: so did we give him an answer or what. :P
• Stranger: which he's probably done by now
• Stranger: cuz a lot of times if i'm asking the question i'll disconnect quickly if i get bored
• Stranger: but i've never seen the asker disconnect when i'm one of the two strangers
• You: oh. haven't tried asking yet
• You: oh :)
• Stranger: which leads me to believe he may have disconnected and we keep going
• You: probably so. :)
• You: so anyway...what about you? did you sleep shirtless when you were a teen too?
• Stranger: haha i did
• Stranger: often naked ;)
• You: about my 'business up top and below'...
• You: i kinda enjoyed it
• You: hehe
• Stranger: hahaha
• You: you know how in movies the girl wakes up with only the blanket on her?
• You: i do that all the time
• Stranger: yeah that's hot :)
• You: like ALL THE TIME
• Stranger: well usually that's after she slept with someone
• You: yeah.
• You: gives me the illusion that i just got laid the night before.
• sounds sad now that i think about it : P
• Stranger: and in the movies the guys will have it just over their junk but their torso is exposed
• Stranger: like they show as much as they can
• Stranger: hahahahahaha :)
• Stranger: not sad at all
• Stranger: i think the same thing when i sleep naked :P
• You: sometimes i think it's kinda gay the way you see so many men with ripped bodies in movies, tv, the net
• Stranger: you'd rather they just covered up or that they not be so ripped?
• You: i don't think it's realistic at all
• You: no offense, but do you have a muscular bod?
• Stranger: well you'd be ok with me then
• You: most guys i know don't
• Stranger: i'm not muscular really
• Stranger: but not a total fatass either lol
• Stranger: and i don't offend easily so don't worry :)
• You: HAHA!
• Stranger: especially not on the internet
• You: sorry. that cracked me up
• You: lol
• Stranger: haha i'm glad if i can't rely on my body at least i can fall back on my sense of humor with the ladies :P
• You: true
• You: i mean, i'm the kind of girl who's doesn't judge by looks
• You: well, they HELP,
• You: but that's not really what we're looking for in a guy
• You: most magazines also probably say that too
• Stranger: well what are you looking for?
• You: i'm the kind that thinks long-term
• You: creeps out some guys, but i don't care
• Stranger: i mean, i kinda know what most good women do look for
• You: i imagine myself growing old with someone
• Stranger: but i'm curious what you specifically think
• You: anyone.
• You: looks aren't gonna be forever
• Stranger: well i may be breaking the stereotype of a guy here but...i totally think of that too
• You: itd be nice to have someone to talk to
• Stranger: yeah
• You: if this were a romcom, we'd be making out by now, maybe LOL
• You: it's funny how romcoms always play by the same formula
• Stranger: haha i may be ok with that
• Stranger: yeah pretty predictable
• You: i'm imagining a cliche scene
• You: where a guy dies, probably the girl's brother
• You: and the guy comes to comfort her
• You: next thing you know he's saying 'your eyes are beautiful' or stuff like that
• You: and then they end up making out.
• You: or in bed.
• You: haha.
• Stranger: that's depending on if its PG or PG13
• Stranger: yeah you're totally right
• You: yeah, speaking of pg13, is breaking dawn pg13?
• You: i'm not a twihard ok
• Stranger: like in the context of the conversation its totally random for him to say that but you as the audience of the movie completely expect it
• You: just....curious
• Stranger: i would not know
• Stranger: i imagine so
• Stranger: isn't that the one where they do it?
• You: lots of young girls following that
• You: I KNOW
• Stranger: did you say "I KNOW" to my comment about the romcoms or to them doing it in twilight?
• You: uh, both?
• You: :)))
• Stranger: hahaha ok
• Stranger: so i know we're both not that into looks...
• Stranger: but you made a point of saying you're "NOT ugly"
• Stranger: so i'm kinda curious how you look
• You: well, i owe it to myself to feel good about myself
• You: not gonna let that little disconnect get me down
• Stranger: and that's good!
• You: :)
• You: well, first thing
• Stranger: its actually attractive to guys when women at least know how beautiful they are
• You: i'm asian
• Stranger: there's a very fine line between that and being stuck up
• You: most guys disconnect after 'asian' LOL
• Stranger: but its a turn off when they are all down on themselves
• Stranger: well i'm still here :)
• You: you know i used to be like that
• You: i used to be all like 'oh poor me, i don't have a boyfriend on valentines day'
• You: oh boo-hoo
• Stranger: haha
• You: ive realized that i can never be happy for real if i need a man to live
• You: before i date, i have to be ok with myself
• Stranger: that's very wise
• You: cause what if a guy really makes me happy? if we break up i'd be left like twice as worse than when i didn't have a love life
• You: so yeah.
• You: love's not really a priority as of now
• You: i havnt really had a serious relationship
• You: haha
• Stranger: me either
• You: i can feel that i'm gonna be the type that gives everything if really like someone
• Stranger: had some casual ones then?
• You: i don't know...have i? hahaha.
• Stranger: i think you just answered my question lol
• You: lol
• Stranger: so you're ok with sex in relationships for the sake of sex but if its really gonna mean something you wanna really know and love them, would that be accurate to say?
• Stranger: cuz that's how i kinda feel
• You: yeah
• You: sex becomes meaningless if you do it all the time
• You: you gotta build up the tension :P
• Stranger: true
• You: and those people who really waited for the right moment...
• You: their marriages last
• You: that's what i want
• Stranger: me too :)
• You: if i really wanted just sex then never mind having a boyfriend, lemme just get wasted at a party
• Stranger: yeah - i guess i put "sex in relationships" in my question but really sex for sex's sake is better had outside of one
• You: i can't really say...
• You: it kinda feels good at first, but then if you're doing it like all the time it becomes a chore
• Stranger: yeah i'm not saying do it all the time
• You: thats not what i meant :P
• Stranger: but there are those *occasional* times when it just feels good
• You: i mean, it feels good, but then the time comes that it's really only just about the sex not a real relationship
• Stranger: yup
• Stranger: but fun to do sometimes and at least think about...hence the sleeping naked and pretending you just got laid when you wake up lol
• Stranger: i do it too :P
• You: yeah.
• You: hey you know sometimes i think i have a male brain
• You: not being sexist here, just...
• You: but im not attracted to girls
• You: like, i prefer movies like superbad and step brothers to romcoms
• You: not really good with the mushy stuff
• Stranger: haha love both of those!
• Stranger: the cops in superbad are freakin awesome
• You: hahahahaha i knowwww
• You: mclovin
• You: ♥
• Stranger: MCLOVIN!!
• Stranger: NICE!!!
• Stranger: everyone, hope you were taking notes, cuz THAT'S how you take down a motherfucker!!
• You: hahahaaaaaa!!
• Stranger: hahaha when they break up the party
• Stranger: I ASSUME YOU ALL HAVE GUNS AND CRACK!
• You: and at the start of the movie i thought they were gonna be the bad guys lol
• Stranger: PREPARE TO BE FUCKED BY THE LONG DICK OF THE LAW!
• You: ^my favorite line right there :D
• Stranger: i want to break up a party someday just so i can say that
• Stranger: even if i'm not a cop
• Stranger: :P
• You: yeah, me too
• You: :D
• You: have you heard of simon pegg?
• Stranger: yup
• Stranger: played scotty on the new star trek!
• Stranger: sorry i'm a total nerd btw
• You: yeah i heard he played scotty
• You: but i havent watched it yet.
• You: loser alert. haha
• Technical error: server disconnected.
• *Didn't even know his name. : /

Dec 16

Here’s the thing.

This here URL http://awkwardaward.tumblr.com used to be whywhywhymaki.tumblr.com.

So just please kindly clicky here. Thank yaa! No doubt these two blogs are both maintained by the same person, and should feature the same bull. Naturally.

Alors, je vous remercie, mes amis. Click away!